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oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:38:16 -0700

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:33:49 -0700

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:33:36 -0700

we take the naps we think we deserve

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:26:08 -0700

we take the naps we think we deserve

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:25:07 -0700

stillcantthinkofanything: johnkatier: dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:24:57 -0700

stillcantthinkofanything:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I guess what you’re saying is, you don’t gif a fuck

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:23:08 -0700

nuded: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:22:55 -0700

nuded:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

castielcampbell: r3adytogivetheprofile: i will reblog this...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:22:09 -0700

castielcampbell:

r3adytogivetheprofile:

i will reblog this every time

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

milliondollarbl0g: breakinq: math class

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:19:49 -0700

milliondollarbl0g:

breakinq:

math class

whorville: To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:19:06 -0700

whorville:

To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°

wwiao: 95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the iphones front camera

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:17:10 -0700

wwiao:

95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the iphones front camera

followriverslove: ΓινεΓδ

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:15:56 -0700

followriverslove:

ΓινεΓδ

a-sphodel: wank-stains: royalteens: jesus did not die for...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:15:04 -0700

a-sphodel:

wank-stains:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

He should have this is amazing

i have been laughIGN AT THIS GIF FOR SEVENTY TWO DAYS AND FOUR HOURS

fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:14:42 -0700

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

greatwhiteprivilege: accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:12:44 -0700

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:12:38 -0700

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

kawaiicornsnake: kawaiicornsnake: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:12:19 -0700

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realize I’m a boy

Yes relax I cook for u

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:12:00 -0700

Yes relax I cook for u

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:01:28 -0700